caliboorn:

smuppetbells:

i searched cuddling so i could ref 4 a picture and i got this

thank you

me

matriarch-aethyta:

when you make a fantastic joke but you execute it poorly

discountbetty:

richwhitelesbian:

teapayne:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

i got fired because of you

Omg

vvorldwideweb:

rnackenzie:

WHAT IF GIRAFFES HAD REALLY SHORT LEGS JUST PICTURE IT OMFG

moulinsims:

mrcronusampora:

lunaispurplenotblack:

Everyone who reblogs this will get their URL written on the back of a Nic Cage face.

And it will be placed somewhere in my town (i.e. Schools, Community centers, Grocery stores, Subway) 

It ends February 28th

Everyone

Reblog awaaaaaay

this can only end in tears, you know

this is the only one of these ill ever reblog ok

some-awkward-loser:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

dirtyalec:

maahamburger:

i just want boys to say cute things to me 

suck my dick

Cute Things

suck my dick in the rain